Luke took a deep breath. "Yeah, our story makes Lifetime movies look fairly tame," he said. "My father's a Jedi, right? And they weren't supposed to get married. Since there's a Leia and I, you can kind of guess how much attention he paid to those rules."

He bit his lip. "So there was a war and the Jedi got exterminated by Darth Vader for, you know, existing, and Leia and I were separated after we were born to protect us from him and his boss, who'd taken control of the galaxy. Great guy. Really."