The lair of DOOM [early Friday afternoon, NFB]

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke was bored.

Bored, bored, bored.

After three days, he was tired of staring at the walls. Tired of staring at the ceiling. Tired of being chained up and electrocuted every time he moved. Stupid being kidnapped.

He used the Force to itch his nose, got shocked, then sighed at the other Jedi. "Any ideas how to get out of this?"

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[solo_sword]

"I'm sure it's on his to-do list," said Jaina, who was more than familiar with the practice.

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"The word destiny gives me hives," Luke complained.

[sith_happened]

"That's hardly helpful, Luke," Anakin replied. "I'm still wondering how he figured out how to make a Jedi stay where he put them. It took most of our galaxy centuries to figure it out."

[solo_sword]

"Maybe he's a torture protege," Jaina suggested.

Trying again to start pulling her hand free, she quickly figured out that her skin didn't like this too much, and it would be a much better idea to stop for a while and wait till it stopped stinging first.

[sith_happened]

"That's exactly what I want to hear about a youngling I taught ethics to," Anakin bitched. "'Wow, he sure knows his evil!'"

[solo_sword]

"Something tells me he wasn't listening in class," Jaina pointed out.

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Luke snickered, but refrained from saying something about it depending on which semester he took the class.

Smart Luke.

"And what's with the fashion choice?" he asked instead. "I don't like masks."

[solo_sword]

Remembering how she'd stopped him short when she'd made that crack about him not having a face when she'd been Brooke, Jaina said, "I kind of get the impression it's not a choice."

Which in no way made her feel the slightest bit more sympathetic.

[sith_happened]

Anakin had been very quiet for this part of the conversation.

"It doesn't make him more sympathetic," he declared firmly.