To: <l.skywalker@georgetown.edu>
From: <luke.skywalker@fandomhigh.edu>
Subject: RE: your baby sister

No, you shouldn't worry, but I know that you will anyway. The Empire's running a propaganda campaign and pretending there's another Dark Jedi running around (ask Dad if he's ever even heard of Lord Shadowspawn. His expression should be priceless). Since I'm the only Jedi around these days, I get to take point on the operation.