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Third floor hallway, then 317 [Sunday morning]

Manly, the World's Most Awesome Stud (did you wake up with two hot chicks yesterday? Did you? No. He didn't think you had.), strutted down the hallway shirtless.

Not because he couldn't find his shirt, mind (although he couldn't), but because you should be so lucky to see his awesome body. Because it was awesome.

Pay no attention to the part where the jeans he was in seemed to be meant for someone almost a foot taller than he was. Manly certainly had.

[locked to someone in particular, then open, open, open.]
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[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Artoo, who had been more than a little concerned about Z's behavior last night, had become incredibly worried when Luke hadn't showed up at all two nights in a row.

He'd been patrolling the halls looking for him and let out an ecstatic squeal when he spotted Luke.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Manly jumped about a foot in the air. "What the hell are you?" he squealed, backing away slowly.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, hell no. Artoo let out a series of electronic beeps and whistles warning Luke of the terrible, terrible things that would happen to him if he'd decided Artoo was a tiger again.

He pulled out his taser to make the message absolutely clear.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Manly froze. "Okay, crazy little trashcan," he said in what he hoped was a soothing way, "I'm just going to turn around and let you have this whole hallway. Enjoy!"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Trash can? Trash can? Okay, this Skywalker was going down.

With an electronic scream of outrage, Artoo charged.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"OWWWW!" Manly yelped, grabbing his rear end and hoping in a circle. "What the hell?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Artoo zapped him again, herding Luke towards his room.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm going, I'm going, oww! Stop that!" Manly whined whined as he walked into room 317.

"Hey, those are pictures of me!" he said, looking at the wall.

With...lots of pretty girls. Oh yeah. He was awesome.

His eyes focused on a brunette with a ton of hair. "Ooh. Who's that?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That? Was Leia.

Artoo zapped him again. Hard.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-09-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"OW! Okay, fine, I won't ask," Manly grumbled, poking around the room.

Oooh. Pants that would fit. Excellent.

He decided to forgo the shirt, though. No reason to deprive the place of his awesomeness.

After a few more minutes of searching, he'd discovered a weird animal in the corner that seemed to hate him, and enough pieces of paper on his desk with "Luke Skywalker" on them to convince him that was probably his name.

He was okay with that. It was kind of an awesome name.

Artoo, grumbling to himself, retreated to a corner to recharge his battery.
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