This isn't exactly Tosche Station, huh?

"Okay, Rory and Anakin dated when my father was a senior and she was a junior," Luke said. "Then he went back home, met my mother, turned into, you know, Darth Vader, and tromped around the galaxy for eighteen years while I grew up oblivious on Tatooine, the planet with no girls. I came here and apparently only about four days had passed in Fandom time." He grinned. "Okay so far?"