What am I--fine, fine, I'll do it, stop jumping on me!
This is Anakin Skywalker. Miss Lydia Bennett is indisposed this morning and so I am here to report on a party I didn't even go to.
*chittering*
No, that's not actually "very helpful" of you. Let's get through
classes first, though, shall we? Dr. Blake took the
First Aid students through a simulated mass casualty event and Galactic Travel class went to
Alderaan.*awkward pause*
I'm sure they enjoyed that.
*chittering*
No, it's lovely! I just haven't been there in a very long time.
In non-party
town news, Rey and I were chasing a
porg around her warehouse in a very dignified way and Watts took a break from work at the station for
pasta salad with Steven.
*excited porg sounds* And
Henry was in a common room.
*sound of massive pile of papers falling over*
Sithspit. There go the
party notes. For those of you that aren't aware, Liliana and Ignis threw a garden party in celebration of their engagement and approximately half the island showed up, so strap yourselves in for five minutes of me trying to make small talk sound fascinating.
*chittering*
I do
not find small talk fascinating. It's part of why I didn't go to the party. The other part was Christopher's baseball game. Liliana praised
Gladio for wearing a shirt to the party and Ignis told Gladio about a
box he could use to stuff Prompto into. That's more fun that small talk and I was
never allowed to stuff boring Senators into boxes, which would've livened up receptions considerably. Prompto and only-youngling-at-the-party Noctra congratulated Liliana on her
engagement and
Ignis caught her--Noctra, not Liliana--before she could inflict plant-based injury on herself. Liliana gave Summer the heads-up that
Rey wanted to go shopping, and Summer told both members of the happy couple how glad she was not to have to keep the
engagement ring a secret any longer. Speaking of Rey, she was there to compliment
Summer's dress, and so was
Stark.
Liliana asked Arden how she chose the
music at the end of her broadcasts, and Arden complimented Ignis on
the air at the party, which is definitely a compliment I've never heard before. Lydia told
Arden about her sister Mary's wedding, Liliana told Stark she didn't think the administration would let her teach
hands-on necromancy and this is
absolutely correct, don't do that, Ignis insincerely
welcomed Stark and that made him wonder if he should stay to
Rey.
Eleanor was praised for her participation in the
ethics class and congratulated
Ignis, Arden came over to cringe about how she'd
complimented the air, and Lydia told Eleanor that today is
her birthday and now I see why she's not here. Rey's dress met with
Liliana's approval, and Rey complimented
Ignis on how nice everything looked, a mistake she realized three seconds after saying it. Luma chose
small talk with Liliana and Ignis and
Lydia. Liliana gave
Lydia birthday diamonds--
*chittering*
--something I'm being assured is not normally a thing, and was also greeted by
Ignis and
Rey, who complimented Lydia on her ability to blend in at a party. Liliana was pleased to see
Don in attendance--so was
Ignis, and then flirted with
Tony before they worked on planning the party
after next week's party. Ignis made sure to check that Tony would be dancing so he could see Liliana and Ignis' new
chandelier. Steve and Tony also flirted before Steve made an unseemly
dent in the appetizers, and Jack complained about
sex pollen week to Liliana before
introducing himself to Ignis.
*chittering*
No, that wasn't really a smooth transition, I agree. Deal with it. Stewart
didn't understand garden parties but
showed up anyway, Steven and Watts were thrilled by
vegan food--someone has to be, I suppose--and then Steven tried to explain why he and
Watts aren't married to Liliana before
saying hi to Ignis and telling
Stark about his upcoming trip to Greece. He also told
Nell about it. Watts got a
history lesson about Liliana's last name before saying hello to
Ignis and
Stark. Adrian was greeted by
Luma and
Lydia,
Liliana,
Ignis, and
Rey. Popular guy.
Liz and Prompto talked about
getting Noctra to nap, but Liz also complimented the party to
Liliana and
Ignis. Liliana praised
Steve for letting Tony throw him a birthday party, and Steven apologized for missing the upcoming party because he's going to
Greece. Liliana wanted
Flint to open the bookstore more often, Lana brought congratulatory
wine, Hannibal decided that an engagement party was a good time to tell Liliana about his
cursed weddings, and Jon's presence reminded Liliana that she should re-teach her
self-indulgence class. And Nell's
dress matched Gladio's outfit.
And that's finally everything!
*chittering*
What.
*chittering*
And then people
danced under the fancy chandelier.
There. Now I'm finished.
*chittering*
No, I will not add more "pizzazz." Enjoy the weekend celebrations, everyone.