Dathomir [GFFA, Wednesday Fandom-time]

It turned out that the clan of Dathomiri witches Luke and Isolder were taken to was the same one that had offered sanctuary to Han and Leia a few days earlier (Luke would've had Threepio run the odds on the likelihood of that happening, but 1) he didn't care that much and 2) he was avoiding Threepio for as long as possible after the droid performed "The Virtues of King Han Solo", his incredibly earwormy pop song (complete with back-up singers who sounded like Leia and by the stars, Luke wished he was kidding), for him). The problems with the seven of them leaving the planet were several-fold:

( If this reads like badfic, it is not my fault. )

[OOC: I hate this book.]

Flying the hell away from Dathomir [Wednesday night Fandom time]

So...it turned out the Nightsisters (because what self-respecting group of dark-side Force users didn't have a name with either Night or Doom or Darkness or Shadow or something in it?) were a little more badass than their overly dramatic swooshy outfits and maniacal cackles would lead you to believe.

After Han, Leia, Luke, Teneniel and Isolder broke into the Imperial prison to steal the parts they needed, the hundred-something Nightsisters followed them back to the clan's hold and attacked the thirty Force-users there with some moves Anakin had never mentioned to Luke, including the "squeeze a blood vessel in someone's brain until it pops" maneuver that Luke was on the receiving end of. (And ow, okay? There had been a time as he laid on the grass where he could have sworn the lizards and the bugs around her were offering him their...Force-juice or something to help him heal, but that was insane.)

Due to, well, extreme trauma, the rest of what happened was a little fuzzy to Luke, but he was pretty sure he'd managed to both pilot and fire all of the guns of the Falcon simultaneously, and knocked out a series of satellites in order to help break out of the blockade.

Han was the one who'd fired missiles at the Imperial warlord and told him to "kiss his Wookiee" before the guy exploded, though. And that was apparently enough to remind Leia that she didn't really want to marry the Hapan prince, she wanted...well, the scruffy-looking nerfherder.

Luke wondered if he'd missed the part where Leia had also gotten a concussion, especially when she declared they'd be getting married in six weeks.

...at least he'd make graduation?

[OOC: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, PEOPLE. Courtship of Princess Leia. Not me. At all. I swear.]