tatooine_doofus: (Luke: zomg eyes)
tatooine_doofus ([personal profile] tatooine_doofus) wrote2009-09-29 11:40 am
Entry tags:

Galaxy Far, Far Away [Let's say Tuesday, sure]

Luke sat as his desk staring at the holoprojection of Mindor, then down at the battle plan Lando had left for him.

He sighed and scrubbed his fingers through his hair. "This is going to get messy," he said to the empty room.

[OOC: Open for emails or phone calls. Shake up the Jedi general before I send him off on plot next week!]

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"But an X-Wing doesn't fit two," Luke said. "And you're too fat to fit in my lap."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you're too old so I'd probably break your hip," Gavin retorted.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not that old!" Luke retorted. "I just outrank you by a lot."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-29 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you're old," Gavin insisted. "Ancient even!"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I so go to find your twelve year old ass around here and kick it," Luke threatened.

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wouldn't that make you a kid hitter?" Gavin asked, snickering. "Along with a baby kisser?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sputter, Luke, sputter.

"That wasn't my fault!"

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Luke, you're not blaming the baby, are you?" he teased.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"It depends," Luke decided. "Can she talk coherently enough to ruin my story?"

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Last I heard, she wasn't up to big words yet," Gavin shared. "But I haven't been back to the island in awhile."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"In that case, yes, I'm blaming the baby," Luke replied. "And the island."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can I tell the other Jedi that you're blaming a baby?" Gavin asked, laughing.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"What other Jedi?" Luke asked. "You mean my loving family from various dimensions?"

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, once I get back in that galaxy, I'm sure I could find a Jedi here and there," he said. "Tell them that Big Bad Luke is scared of babies."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke snorted humorlessly. "You've been in Fandom too long. I'm the only one out here, remember? Vader and Palpatine were good at their jobs."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, there's a few Jedi here that know me," he pointed out. "Just means I gotta wait till my timeline gets there. Then, I can be a tattletale."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, by then they'll all be working for me," Luke teased, "and I'll have enough pull to get you exiled to Tatooine forever for mocking me."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"You do that and I won't use any pull I have to get you access to the Grand Canyon."

Gavin had no pull there but Luke didn't need to know that.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Since when do you have pull?" Luke asked, tone still light and teasing.

Most of the people on the base would have no idea Luke's voice could do that.

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am a charming man," Gavin said, shaking his head. "So little faith, Luke! I could do it."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"So charm me," Luke replied.

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't wanna," he said, snickering. "I'm out of charm for the day."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's so sad," Luke said sympathetically. "Now you'll strike out at the cantina tonight."

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, that's your deal, old man," Gavin said. "You're the failure with the ladies."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2009-09-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Luke snorted. "I'm a hero of the rebellion. I have women of all species throwing themselves at me."

And wow did Luke not know what to do with that.