Galaxy Far, Far Away [Let's say Tuesday, sure]

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke sat as his desk staring at the holoprojection of Mindor, then down at the battle plan Lando had left for him.

He sighed and scrubbed his fingers through his hair. "This is going to get messy," he said to the empty room.

[OOC: Open for emails or phone calls. Shake up the Jedi general before I send him off on plot next week!]

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"But an X-Wing doesn't fit two," Luke said. "And you're too fat to fit in my lap."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"And you're too old so I'd probably break your hip," Gavin retorted.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I'm not that old!" Luke retorted. "I just outrank you by a lot."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"And you're old," Gavin insisted. "Ancient even!"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I so go to find your twelve year old ass around here and kick it," Luke threatened.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Wouldn't that make you a kid hitter?" Gavin asked, snickering. "Along with a baby kisser?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Sputter, Luke, sputter.

"That wasn't my fault!"

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Luke, you're not blaming the baby, are you?" he teased.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"It depends," Luke decided. "Can she talk coherently enough to ruin my story?"

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Last I heard, she wasn't up to big words yet," Gavin shared. "But I haven't been back to the island in awhile."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"In that case, yes, I'm blaming the baby," Luke replied. "And the island."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Can I tell the other Jedi that you're blaming a baby?" Gavin asked, laughing.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"What other Jedi?" Luke asked. "You mean my loving family from various dimensions?"

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Hey, once I get back in that galaxy, I'm sure I could find a Jedi here and there," he said. "Tell them that Big Bad Luke is scared of babies."

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Luke snorted humorlessly. "You've been in Fandom too long. I'm the only one out here, remember? Vader and Palpatine were good at their jobs."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Hey, there's a few Jedi here that know me," he pointed out. "Just means I gotta wait till my timeline gets there. Then, I can be a tattletale."

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"Oh, by then they'll all be working for me," Luke teased, "and I'll have enough pull to get you exiled to Tatooine forever for mocking me."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"You do that and I won't use any pull I have to get you access to the Grand Canyon."

Gavin had no pull there but Luke didn't need to know that.

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"Since when do you have pull?" Luke asked, tone still light and teasing.

Most of the people on the base would have no idea Luke's voice could do that.

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"I am a charming man," Gavin said, shaking his head. "So little faith, Luke! I could do it."

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"So charm me," Luke replied.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"I don't wanna," he said, snickering. "I'm out of charm for the day."

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"That's so sad," Luke said sympathetically. "Now you'll strike out at the cantina tonight."

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"No, that's your deal, old man," Gavin said. "You're the failure with the ladies."

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Luke snorted. "I'm a hero of the rebellion. I have women of all species throwing themselves at me."

And wow did Luke not know what to do with that.