Room 317 [evening]

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke's education on Tatooine had missed a few key points, and Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru hadn't exactly been keen on filling in the details. ("Luke Skywalker, that's how you catch diseases. Stay out of the cantinas.")

But if he and Jo were going to keep moving forward (and he really, really, really hoped so. Dying a virgin would be sad.), he'd need to learn about this sort of thing.

And asking his father was just...a whole conversation he didn't want to have.

So he made a call to someone who was hopefully used to dealing with clueless boys from Tatooine, then stuck Artoo in the closet (no need for him to tape this, thanks) and paced by the door.

[OOC: For Inara, please.]

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[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"If you don't mind," Luke said, back to blushing.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"No, of course not." She smiled at him, "Would you like me to start right from penetration, or did you have questions about what happened before that?"

After a pause, she said, "Maybe you should just ask your questions, and we'll go from there."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Maybe a little before that?" Luke said, flailing. "When I, um," he made hand gestures that might indicate under the shirt action.

Or bringing an aircraft in to land.

"She really liked it when I used my mouth. Anywhere else that could be applied?"

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

She nodded, and hoped she was interpreting the pantomime correctly. "Arms, legs, fingers, toes, wherever looks interesting. Ears and necks have lots of nerve endings, as well as the inside of knees and elbows, so those should definitely get you a positive reaction. Basically, wherever looks interesting to you."

"Also, her nipples and clitoris are also erogenous zones, but you may not be ready for that right away."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I figured out that first one," Luke said, looking Very Smug.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

She laughed. "I'm assuming your partner enjoyed what you did?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Yep," Luke said, grinning. "Gavin's figured that one out, right?"

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

"That's none of your business," she told him, though her grin was probably not quite so secretive. "Your fingers and hands can also go wherever you put your mouth, as long as she agrees."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Oooh," said the very suave Luke.

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara was extremely impressed by the ultra-suave Skywalker. No, really. "You do know the whole point of the exercise, right? I mean, why you're making love to someone?"