Ursa Major, Alcove D4 [all day]

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke was putting the last of his belongings into bags and boxes and trying not to be too upset about leaving Fandom forever tomorrow morning.

Outside his alcove, Artoo was selling copies of Fandom's Greatest Humiliations over the last two years for what he felt was a very reasonable price.

Whenever the melancholy threatened to overwhelm Luke, he'd look over at the little droid who'd begin to whistle "Doe, a Deer."

Artoo wasn't big on feeling sorry for yourself.

[OOC: Luke's farewell post! Come say goodbye :(]

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Yeaaaah, but he's..." Abruptly, Sokka finally registered that Artoo was, in fact, selling copies. "Hang on a moment."

He leaned over and began trying to haggle with the droid. With Sokka's flair for accidentally insulting people and complete lack of economic sense, it wouldn't be surprising if he ended up having to pay well over Artoo's initial asking price.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Artoo so loved suckers. It was why he spent so much time with the Skywalkers. After a few moments of negotiating, Sokka would find himself the proud owner of a copy of Artoo's greatest hits.

Artoo would be a much wealthier droid.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

And he WAS proud. And grinning.

"Sorry about that," he told Luke. "So... You're off to your home planet, then? To Jedi at people? Good luck with that."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Thanks," Luke said. "I figured I'd spout cryptic sayings at them, yell for not understanding what I'm talking about, and take the rest of the day off."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka looked very, very confused. "Cable's a Jedi?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Huh?"

Luke looked equally confused.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Cryptic? Grumpy? Lazy? Sounds like Mr. Cable. You and your dad and Jaina aren't anything like that." Sokka scratched his head. "Okay, maybe Professor Skywalker is, but don't tell him I said that."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke grinned. "Your secret's safe with me," he promised.

Anakin'd been who he'd been thinking of when he made the description.

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka grinned. "Okay. Don't forget to come back to visit."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I won't," Luke promised. "May the Force be with you, Sokka."

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Uh... You, too?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke smiled. "It's a thing from home. It doesn't really translate too well."