Secret Rebel base [let's call it Friday]
Jan. 23rd, 2009 05:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Artoo, I swear that if you play Luke Skywalker and the Dragon of Tatooine one more time, I will lock you in a room with Threepio and tell him that you want to hear his list of six million forms of communication," Luke snapped, looking up from his computer.
Artoo let out a low whistle.
"No, you can't sell copies to my friends, either," Luke replied.
Which reminded him...
To: [usual suspects]
From: farmboy@holonet.com
RE: About that retirement thing...
About a month back, I resigned my commission from the Rogues, figuring I could do more good restoring the Jedi if my time wasn't being taken up being a snubjockey for one the most annoying squadrons in the galaxy (I say with love, Jaina and Gavin. Not so much love if you've hacked into my communications, Janson...). Turns out that I wasn't exactly resigning from the military as I'd planned.
They promoted me. I'm now General Skywalker, in charge of the New Republic (we have a new name! How spiffy are we?) Rapid Response Task Force.
AND ALL OF THE OTHER GENERALS THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I'M A JEDI AND I SOOOOOO DON'T.
So. How are you all?
--Luke
PS: If Artoo tries to get you to buy one of several (sigh) movies that have been made about me, DON'T DO IT.
Artoo let out a low whistle.
"No, you can't sell copies to my friends, either," Luke replied.
Which reminded him...
To: [usual suspects]
From: farmboy@holonet.com
RE: About that retirement thing...
About a month back, I resigned my commission from the Rogues, figuring I could do more good restoring the Jedi if my time wasn't being taken up being a snubjockey for one the most annoying squadrons in the galaxy (I say with love, Jaina and Gavin. Not so much love if you've hacked into my communications, Janson...). Turns out that I wasn't exactly resigning from the military as I'd planned.
They promoted me. I'm now General Skywalker, in charge of the New Republic (we have a new name! How spiffy are we?) Rapid Response Task Force.
AND ALL OF THE OTHER GENERALS THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I'M A JEDI AND I SOOOOOO DON'T.
So. How are you all?
--Luke
PS: If Artoo tries to get you to buy one of several (sigh) movies that have been made about me, DON'T DO IT.
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Date: 2009-01-24 02:33 am (UTC)From: farmboy@holonet.com
RE: About that retirement thing...
Hi, Rory!
I don't know why commercials are so sad! Want some of ours instead? They're not sad...just excessively random. And you probably won't want any of the products....