Room 213 [late Saturday night]

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"Here's the room I was telling you about," Luke said, walking up to Rory's room. "I can break into it and we can have...privacy."

He had plans, you see.

Just not exactly what Rory probably had in mind.

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"I was...looking for something," Luke stalled, finally spotting a scarf sticking out of Rory's closet.

And hoping that whatever she had come down with, it came with amnesia.

He picked it up and began walking slowly towards the bed.

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She raised her brows appreciatively. "Ooh, knots ain't my specialty, but I can give it a shot," she said, reaching for the scarf.

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"I've got it," Luke said quietly, reaching for her hand and keeping his eyes focused on hers.

Because looking anywhere else would be Very, Very, Very Wrong.

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Becky smiled and relaxed a little. "Mmm, 'kay."

Stupid, stupid Becky.

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A few seconds later, Rory was tied securely to the bed and Luke had stepped way, way back.

"I'm sorry," he said softly. "But you'll thank me for this later. Um. I hope."

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Becky was confused. "Wait, why're you over there?"

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Luke doubled checked the locks on the windows, then propped himself by the door.

"Because you're not yourself," he said, reaching into the Force to bring Vladdie's bottle closer. "And you'll hate yourself for this later."

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Becky yanked against her scarf, and gave a cry of frustration.

"Lemme go!"

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Luke shook his head. "No."

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Becky tried another tack.

She quivered her lower lip and widened her eyes.

"Please?"

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Luke looked tormented, but he shook his head again. "I'm sorry. No."

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She kicked her legs. "C'mon, baby, if you come over here I can make it so worth your while," she tried. "I'll even stay tied up, just for you."

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Luke turned a little green. "I'm good over here, thanks," he said.

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Becky held still for a second, and sighed.

"I'm thirsty," she whined.

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Luke nibbled at his lower lip for a moment, pondering his options.

He finally walked over to the fridge, retrieved a bottle of water and brought it over to the bed.

"Don't move," he said, holding the water to her mouth.

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Becky obediently held still. "I want booze."

No, Rory didn't have any in the room.

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"It's this or bottles of blood," Luke said.

Because that won't be creepy.

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"You're kinda a sick little fuck, aren't you?" Becky said, and that's probably the first time Luke's ever heard that language from her mouth, goodness.

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Luke flinched, looking wounded. "I'm not little," he said.

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Becky snorted. "Prove it."

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"Oh my stars, ew, no," Luke babbled.

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Becky gave him a long, slow once-over. The sort of once-over that would have Rory scrubbing her eyes once she got her senses back.

"Did you just say oh my stars?" she repeated. "What are you, my aunt Doris?"

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And there was a whole new level of trauma to add.

Luke was never having sex. Ever.

Ever ever ever.

"I really, really hope not," he said fervently. "And it was that or a whole lot of Huttese curses, and that just came out first."

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"Why won't you untie me?" she whined.

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"Because this has to wear off eventually," he said, "and you'll thank me for it then. Force knows who you might've ended up with otherwise."

To Luke, this made sense. To someone else...maybe not so much.