Room 213 [late Saturday night]

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"Here's the room I was telling you about," Luke said, walking up to Rory's room. "I can break into it and we can have...privacy."

He had plans, you see.

Just not exactly what Rory probably had in mind.

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"As long as it takes," Luke said. "So get comfortable."

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Becky shifted a little. "I'd be comfier if you untied me."

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Luke gave her a ghost of a smile. "That's not going to happen," he said, "but I can order food or something."

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"How would I eat?" she asked practically.

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"I'd feed you," Luke said, all innocence.

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Becky said in response to that something that Rory would look back on and cringe at. Repeatedly.

"Rowr."

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Luke was back to blushing. "Um. Anyway. You want anything?"

Please don't ask for ice cream or cherries or chocolate or whipped cream... Luke's inner voice babbled.

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"Oysters," she replied with a coy smile. "And cherries. I can tie the stems into knots with my tongue."

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Luke, oh so unfortunately for him, had no idea what an oyster was.

"You're not supposed to eat the cherry stems," he said, fumbling for his comlink. "Who would deliver oysters?"

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She shrugged. "I want you to eat them anyway. I don't need 'em."

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"Why do I need them?" Luke asked, confused.

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"They're an aphrodisiac."

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Luke raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"

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"A thing that makes you horny."

Rory's eyes were awful pretty. It's too bad that she'd be gouging them out on Monday morning.

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Luke, bless his pointed little head, reached up to check for horns.

"Why would I want to be...horny?"

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"So I could have more fun bein' tied up," she drawled, running her tongue over her lips. "I'm real good at helping with...stage fright."

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"I'm not afraid!" Luke yelped, finally getting what Rory was talking about. "I'm not going to sleep with you."

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"Why?" she asked poutily, writhing a bit more.

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Luke turned his face towards Vladdie.

Very interesting things, vampire puppies.

"Because you used to date my father. And that makes this...very, very wrong."

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"I never dated your old man," she said, confused. "I haven't dated no one since I dropped out of school."

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Luke's jaw dropped. "You quit school? Today?"

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"No, when I was sixteen," she said, frowning. "I'm nineteen now," she added helpfully.

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"I'm eighteen," Luke replied. "But we're still not doing this."

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"But it's m'job," she informed him.

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Luke looked appalled. "You're going to college."