Room 213 [late Saturday night]

[tatooine_doofus]

"Here's the room I was telling you about," Luke said, walking up to Rory's room. "I can break into it and we can have...privacy."

He had plans, you see.

Just not exactly what Rory probably had in mind.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"A thing that makes you horny."

Rory's eyes were awful pretty. It's too bad that she'd be gouging them out on Monday morning.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke, bless his pointed little head, reached up to check for horns.

"Why would I want to be...horny?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"So I could have more fun bein' tied up," she drawled, running her tongue over her lips. "I'm real good at helping with...stage fright."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I'm not afraid!" Luke yelped, finally getting what Rory was talking about. "I'm not going to sleep with you."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Why?" she asked poutily, writhing a bit more.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke turned his face towards Vladdie.

Very interesting things, vampire puppies.

"Because you used to date my father. And that makes this...very, very wrong."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I never dated your old man," she said, confused. "I haven't dated no one since I dropped out of school."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke's jaw dropped. "You quit school? Today?"

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"No, when I was sixteen," she said, frowning. "I'm nineteen now," she added helpfully.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"I'm eighteen," Luke replied. "But we're still not doing this."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"But it's m'job," she informed him.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke looked appalled. "You're going to college."

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"Ew," she said.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"You love learning," Luke insisted.

Anything to change the topic from sex.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"I love learnin', but not from books," she replied.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke shifted a little closer to the bed. "What do you like learning about?" he asked.

Stupid Luke.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"C'mere, and I'll show you all kinds of things I learned," she purred.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke had learned to fear that tone.

"I'm good right where I am," he decided.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

"You're boring," she decided.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"You'll thank me for this later," Luke promised.

I hope.