Room 213 [late Saturday night]

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"Here's the room I was telling you about," Luke said, walking up to Rory's room. "I can break into it and we can have...privacy."

He had plans, you see.

Just not exactly what Rory probably had in mind.

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Luke turned a little green. "I'm good over here, thanks," he said.

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Becky held still for a second, and sighed.

"I'm thirsty," she whined.

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Luke nibbled at his lower lip for a moment, pondering his options.

He finally walked over to the fridge, retrieved a bottle of water and brought it over to the bed.

"Don't move," he said, holding the water to her mouth.

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Becky obediently held still. "I want booze."

No, Rory didn't have any in the room.

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"It's this or bottles of blood," Luke said.

Because that won't be creepy.

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"You're kinda a sick little fuck, aren't you?" Becky said, and that's probably the first time Luke's ever heard that language from her mouth, goodness.

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Luke flinched, looking wounded. "I'm not little," he said.

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Becky snorted. "Prove it."

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"Oh my stars, ew, no," Luke babbled.

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Becky gave him a long, slow once-over. The sort of once-over that would have Rory scrubbing her eyes once she got her senses back.

"Did you just say oh my stars?" she repeated. "What are you, my aunt Doris?"

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And there was a whole new level of trauma to add.

Luke was never having sex. Ever.

Ever ever ever.

"I really, really hope not," he said fervently. "And it was that or a whole lot of Huttese curses, and that just came out first."

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"Why won't you untie me?" she whined.

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"Because this has to wear off eventually," he said, "and you'll thank me for it then. Force knows who you might've ended up with otherwise."

To Luke, this made sense. To someone else...maybe not so much.

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"That guy who felt me up gave me a load of cash. I'd've made tons of money," she said poutily, shoving out her chest so that the bills that Xander had given her poked out of her cleavage.

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Luke's eyes bugged out. "Who felt you up? Was it John?"

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She shook her head. "I mean, it was a john, sure, but not the guy with the wallet. It was a guy who got real up in my face with dark hair and really sexy eyes."

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That...didn't help Luke at all.

He clenched his hands together. "He didn't give you a name, did he?"

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Becky shook her head. "Betcha I could go track him down for you if you let me go...."

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Luke raised an eyebrow. "I'm not stupid. I'll figure it out later."

He leaned his head back against the door with a tired sigh.

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Becky flexed her wrists. "I'm kinda lonely and cold...."

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Luke waved his hand. The blanket came up and covered her.

He hadn't moved from his spot by the door.

"Better?"

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"Still lonely. How'd you do that?"

Becky gave him a lascivious grin. "Magic hands?"

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"Something like that," Luke said with his eyes closed.

"I told you I'd make it worth your while. I can do magic. Go me."

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"I bet you can do all kinds of magic with those hands," she purred.

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Luke's nose wrinkled. "I hadn't exactly thought of it that way."

At least not with Rory. Because so, so, so wrong.