Luke's room [Rebel base, GFFA]

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke had been rubbing his eyes for the last, oh, six hours, but it wasn't helping.

His lightsaber and Artoo had been talking trash about him since he woke up to, well, his stuff turning human.

"And really," Artoo continued, "they way he interprets the things I'm saying. I swear..."

Luke groaned and reached for the comlink when it chirped.

"...what do you mean, 'where's my X-Wing?'"

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[the_merriest]

"She grabbed my boobs," Rikku said, in a low voice. "And shouted HONK! really loudly, and then went and kicked someone in the shins. It's a legendary weapon, it should be serious and fighter-y and not ... whatever the hell this is."

On crystal meth?

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Luke burst out laughing. "Really?!"

[the_merriest]

"I wish I was kidding," Rikku sighed. "She licked the wall and dry-humped it, and she beat up my brother for all his cash, and I don't even know where she is right now and I don't think I want to."

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"Do you have bail money available?" he asked.

[the_merriest]

"I think I'll just let her get locked up," Rikku decided. "I mean, she has to turn back sooner or later, doesn't she?"

That ... led to new and painful lines of thought.

"She is going to turn back, isn't she!?"

Minus one Godhand, plus one crazy chick? Rikku would break things.

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"It's got to be a Fandom thing," Luke said. "It should wear off in a couple of days." He sighed. "Or I need to build another lightsaber."